The Giraffe Suit Hour

sofapizza:

i always had my suspicions

sofapizza:

Data, aka ‘the cat whisperer’

• Jim: hello?
• Irene: Hi Jim! You sound annoyed, is this a bad time to call?
• Jim: yes, of course it is, what do you want?
• Irene: Well, I was calling to say I got tickets to the Bee Gees concert.
• Jim: SAY THAT AGAIN.
• Irene: The sold out Bee Gees concert, Jim! I am special friends with the owner of Ticketmaster!
• Jim: say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
• Irene: The concert is tonight, I grabbed you a ticket if you're free...
• Jim: wait...
• Jim: Sorry, wrong day to die.
• Jim: so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
• Irene: Come on bitch, I don't lie about the Bee Gees.

(via oreohara)

sirmuarjo:

lordmeowrail:

( I’d like to ask that anyone who reads this to PLEASE reblog this so there isn’t a widespread panic and violent protests. Tumblr needs to stop posting partial information. It is counterproductive and we need to know the truth so we don’t give up and think the fight is over. )

There wasn’t a vote. It was a signing and the voting isn’t going to happen for a while.

“The committee will most likely hold its vote on the ratification of the treaty in April or May, with a full parliament vote expected in June.” - Source

“The countries signed the treaty, which aims to harmonise copyright enforcement across much of the world, in Tokyo on Thursday. However, the signatures of the EU member states and the EU itself will count for nothing unless the European Parliament gives its approval to ACTA in June, and digital activists have urged citizens to lobby their MEPs against voting yes.”

“”The signature ceremony in Tokyo was just another step in the procedure that allows ACTA to now be taken to the European Parliament for a free, open and vigorous debate that we fully support,” he said.” - Source

“The European Parliament will be debating ACTA and activists are urging people to contact their MEPs putting forward arguments opposing ACTA. The European Parliament and each of the member states must approve ACTA before it goes into effect in the EU.” - Source

“But the political atmosphere in the EU remains very much in flux. The key to the future is that, unlike the US, the EU has admitted that ACTA is a binding international agreement and therefore requires parliamentary approval. But Parliamentary approval in the EU is in doubt.” - Source

Please read this. It has a list of countries that have signed, the countries that have not, and links and information on what you  can do to help out:

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-01/26/eu-signs-up-to-acta

Once again, please reblog this wherever you can so the word gets around.

Finally a post with some fucking sources!!!

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typette:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

technologicalsextoy:

misslink8:

galactic-butts:

tim—canterbury:

waffleguppies:

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

The full music-video for ‘This Is Aperture’ - a Portal-style remake of ‘This Is Halloween’ from The Nightmare Before Christmas. 

Uploaded by Harry101UK

BASICALLY BEST THING EVER

Screaming

SCREAMING

SCREAMING

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK!!!!!!

HOLY FUCK!

THIS IS AMAZING! NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!

-dead-

holy tits. 

it makes me want to punch tim burton in the mouth a tiny bit less

oh god imagine if they did the Oogie Boogie one omg. I want more, moooore

eldoradoandcopperbeeches:

putalioninthere:

justadeadtree:

lolsofunny:

fighthisfeeling:

the fact that she’s alone makes it so much better

I’M FUCKING CRYING OUFHEWQOJIPGPK FUCK

The first time I watched this I fell in my floor and laughed for, like, two hours.

afo;iefjweo;ifjakls;dj THIS GIRL IS MY HERO

OH MY DEAR LORD OH MY GOD IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN OH MY GOD YOU GUYS NO I CAN’T THIS WHLEELW, VIOEKFFRNSEJGREHGJRFJBGFD

I almost died of laughter

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

“Aww Shit”! 

I CAN’T BREATHE

bahahahahahahaha.

This is exactly the right mixture of HILARIOUS and A TINY BIT TERRIFYING. I may have actually snorted when I first saw it.

Jeeeeeez I have not laughed that much in a long time. 

EVEN IF YOU DON’T WANT TO/CAN’T BE IN IT I WILL TAKE SONG SUGGESTIONS.